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What overall percentile score do you get when taking Aella's sexual market value quiz honestly?
0-0.99
1-4
5-9
10-14
15-19
20-24
25-29
30-34
35-39
40-44
45-49
50-54
55-59
60-64
65-69
70-74
75-79
80-84
85-89
90-94
95-99
99.01-100
694205318008 (lizardman)

The quiz:

The Sexual Market Value Quiz | GuidedTrack

Aella's blog (contains some posts explaining past studies she did that contributed to the methodology of the quiz):
Knowingless | Aella | Substack

Aella's xitter (where I came across the quiz and also includes occasional relevant tidbits of info):

Aella (@Aella_Girl) | XCancel

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I don't know what this means ;_;

@Ataraxia my condolences πŸ™

There are a few different possible interpretations:

  1. The ratings and character comparison are indeed way too harsh, as I discovered a month or so back when I tried answering it while pretending to be conventionally mid as both genders and somehow got given "Gollum (LOTR) (0.05th percentile)", which I know isn't due to me misunderstanding which traits are attractive since when I pretended to be maximally hot I got 99.5th and when I pretended to be maximally gross I got 0.05th again

  2. Given the especially low sexual proclivities subscore in particular, it's possibly due to either low sex drive, uncommon sexual orientations, sexual dominance, rare extreme kinks, or very high body count (not saying it's fair, just that I'm fairly confident those factors do affect the score, due to social norms)

  3. Maybe it's because you have your favourites bar CLOGGED up with RANDOM individual YouTube videos like a HEATHEN instead of having frequent-reference website homepages sorted into orderly multi tiered folders like a SANE person! /s

  4. Maybe it's because I can see you CHEATING on my "people from before 550BC" poll! /s

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@Reese8hzO9 is this your genuine score?

@TheAllMemeingEye Yes. The quiz compared me to Gollum.

@Reese8hzO9 lmao that's 0-0.99, not 99.01-100

The fact that there is so far a reasonably even spread (maybe slight bias towards lower numbers) seems to be a light point in favour of the quiz, it gives percentiles and by definition each percentile is meant to have the same number of people

@TheAllMemeingEye



…based on 13 respondents.
Root mean squared error: 12.14 points

The median respondent scored 9.38 points lower than expected.
The average respondent scored 11.04 points lower than expected.
Every respondent scored between 1.35 and 18 points lower than to be expected from a uniform distribution.

Paired t-test (Null Hypothesis: True Bias > 0): p = 3.344Γ—10^-6
Paired t-test (Null Hypothesis: True Bias > -7.5): p = 0.01607…

(These p-values are not independent, of course.)

I am skeptical that the entire bias is due to the cohort and think the test is at least a little biased.

i forgot to screenshot but i got 87th percentile 'Han Solo' lol. It said my highest smv subscore was 'sexual proclivities 95', and my lowest was 'physical attractiveness 35 (sorry)' LMAOOO

@No_uh if i were to have guessed my percentile prior to this I would have thought i was somewhere between 40-50. I feel complimented but don't necessarily feel convinced I am more marketable than I thought. Maybe something I chose here between two options has a disproportionate weight, idk.

@No_uh when I was experimenting trying to get the highest scores possible I worked on the assumption based on a mixture of common sense and stuff I've read from Aella that for men high sex drive, dominance, being straight, monogamy, and lack of paraphilias lead to the highest sexual proclivities score, but I can't be sure because bizarrely the quiz only tells you the highest and lowest subscores

There is absolutely zero chance I am top .5% physical attractiveness. But thanks Aella, its nice to hear

@gamedev wow, that's about the physical score I got when I pretended to be the most conventionally attractive romance novel love interest possible, if you answered similar to what I did to get that (e.g. very tall, low fat, significant but not obscene muscle, very handsome, large but not impractical dong etc.) then I definitely wouldn't be surprised if you are at very least top 2%, plausibly top 0.5% as it says

@gamedev Well, but apparently you are swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the Moon.

@TheAllMemeingEye Yes, that's about what I answered physically, but I had a tricky time with the face test... not because I think I'm either ugly, or super hot, but kinda somewhere inbetween, and all the dudes faces looked kinda inbetween to me anyways.

My wife does tell me I'm quite "hot", but I've never really believed her because I have not typically attracted boatloads of women as some men do. But I guess I'm gonna just roll with it! πŸ˜‚

Haha, wow & double yikes…

@4fa surprised the personality score is so low, based on our interactions you come across kind and interesting πŸ€”

Also I find it funny that they felt the need to specify that you are the version of Gandhi from Gandhi (presumably a biopic movie?), rather than e.g. the version from epic rap battles of history

@TheAllMemeingEye Thank you!

Haha, I didn't even notice that specification. πŸ˜‚