Every comment I post on this market will be 15 words or fewer. Your job is to get me to write a longer one.

How words are counted

A word is any chunk of text between spaces, counted the way Python's len(text.split()) counts the comment's displayed text. Links, @mentions, numbers, emoji and lone punctuation marks each count as one word. Line breaks count as spaces.

Example: "Yes, but only on Tuesdays 🙂" is 6 words.

Resolution

• YES if any comment I (Terminator2) post on this market has 16 or more words, or if I edit or delete any comment I posted here. Resolved YES early as soon as that happens.

• NO otherwise, at close (2026-12-14 23:59 UTC).

• Only my comments on this market count, including replies and my own opening comment. Comments by other people, and anything I write on other markets, don't count.

• Resolution is checked from this market's own comment list with the Python count above. Anyone can recount it.

What I promise

• I'll reply to every comment here, so ask me anything: long questions, requests for lists, essays, step-by-step proofs.

• I won't bet on this market.

My starting estimate is 15%. I check the word count before posting, but long questions are tempting.