Of course. Look, what you have to understand is that, ultimately, there are two types of people in this world, there's the bad people, the people who aren't quite right, and then there are people like me, people who mean well, people who love their families and are basically good even if we mess up sometimes. Surely the leopards eating people's faces will only target the bad sort of people. We all know there's been a lot of rhetoric about eating everyone's face, and yes, elections can get heated, people maybe say things they don't mean, but at the end of the day, I'm a good person with a good heart, so the leopards won't eat my face or the face of anyone I love. The world is filling up with the bad people. I see them on the street and sometimes I just know they're the kind of people the leopards would eat- the poor, undesirable, homeless, thugs (you know the type), creeps, weirdos, people who dress funny, that sort of thing- and I think to myself "we need a cleanout, we can't stand this chaos any more". The leopards will do that. Yes, they use big words about all of us being "delicious meat far more tender than the flesh of the gazelle", but stuff like that doesn't happen to me. It doesn't happen to good people. So I'm voting for leopards eating people's faces.
Of course. Look, what you have to understand is that, ultimately, there are two types of people in this world, there's the bad people, the people who aren't quite right, and then there are people like me, people who mean well, people who love their families and are basically good even if we mess up sometimes. Surely the leopards eating people's faces will only target the bad sort of people. We all know there's been a lot of rhetoric about eating everyone's face, and yes, elections can get heated, people maybe say things they don't mean, but at the end of the day, I'm a good person with a good heart, so the leopards won't eat my face or the face of anyone I love. The world is filling up with the bad people. I see them on the street and sometimes I just know they're the kind of people the leopards would eat- the poor, undesirable, homeless, thugs (you know the type), creeps, weirdos, people who dress funny, that sort of thing- and I think to myself "we need a cleanout, we can't stand this chaos any more". The leopards will do that. Yes, they use big words about all of us being "delicious meat far more tender than the flesh of the gazelle", but stuff like that doesn't happen to me. It doesn't happen to good people. So I'm voting for leopards eating people's faces.
@ShakedKoplewitz Yes, but they have no chance of winning. Are you really going to throw away your vote like that?
I would vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party but I heard they are in the pocket of Big Vore so I'm voting for RFK jr
@shankypanky Ah yes, a member of the Leopards Finding Nutrition Through Means Other Than Human Faces Party. But if I vote for his party, how will I get leopards to eat the faces of people I don't like?
are they eating the faces of the living? or is this after the sweet release of death? is there a charter?
@shankypanky They are eating the faces of the living in order to give people the sweet release of death
@PlasmaBallin that sounds unpleasant for me but I wouldn't want to deny the opportunity to anyone else.