Will the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party win the 2024 Manifold election?
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Resolves YES if the majority of votes on this poll are some variant of "Yes,", and NO if the majority are "No."

If the vote ends up exactly tied, resolves 50%.

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Of course. Look, what you have to understand is that, ultimately, there are two types of people in this world, there's the bad people, the people who aren't quite right, and then there are people like me, people who mean well, people who love their families and are basically good even if we mess up sometimes. Surely the leopards eating people's faces will only target the bad sort of people. We all know there's been a lot of rhetoric about eating everyone's face, and yes, elections can get heated, people maybe say things they don't mean, but at the end of the day, I'm a good person with a good heart, so the leopards won't eat my face or the face of anyone I love. The world is filling up with the bad people. I see them on the street and sometimes I just know they're the kind of people the leopards would eat- the poor, undesirable, homeless, thugs (you know the type), creeps, weirdos, people who dress funny, that sort of thing- and I think to myself "we need a cleanout, we can't stand this chaos any more". The leopards will do that. Yes, they use big words about all of us being "delicious meat far more tender than the flesh of the gazelle", but stuff like that doesn't happen to me. It doesn't happen to good people. So I'm voting for leopards eating people's faces.

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As someone with a big cat as my Avatar, I proud to endorse the Leopards. They have exactly the tough-on-crime attitude that Manifold needs right now.

And they won't eat /your/ face! They promise!

It's now a tie

bought แน€10 NO

They are currently ahead by only a single vote

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