I'm glad you don't have a stake. That shows integrity.

Alternative title: "Will I get any RationalCushy?"

how can you tell if a latex glove is inside out or not ?

the inside is typically powdered

Does it still count if the couch doesn't cum?

Are you planning on definitely doing it if Vance doesn't confirm that he did?

Looooool

Vance should have just gone: "Yeah I did it, and? Felt fucking great, too! Matter of fact.. I'm just gonna say it.. Anyone who doesn't fuck their couch is weird"

Trump could have sold millions of MAGA gloves and cushions with his cheeks printed on them

😂😂