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Although I did access a particle accelerator and quite a few rubber bands this year, I am, as far as I know, still mortal. I guess I just need to add in the liquid lunch.

you should have a free response market running on what you should do as an immortal being conditional on you becoming immortal

@firstuserhere Obviously, I should seek to personally insult every life form in the universe, in alphabetical order.

You never know...

Do you even have access to a particle accelerator?

@ShadowyZephyr Yes

@ShadowyZephyr Of course, even a hand can be said to be a particle accelerator: it can accelerate something consisting of particles, for example, when throwing a stone. 😃

@AnT I'm using the common meaning of particle accelerator.