(decided by poll)
Could an Eastern Lowland Gorilla beat 100 men in a fight to the death?
There are no weapons on either side and the battlefield is neutral.
Update 2025-05-01 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator clarifies the commitment and stakes of the fight:
It should be considered a gladiator style fight.
Both the gorilla and the men are assumed to be fighting for their life.
Only the victor (either the gorilla or the group of men collectively) survives.
Update 2025-05-02 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator provides details on the neutral battlefield:
The surface is compacted dirt.
The fighting area is circular.
The area is surrounded by a high concrete wall.
Update 2025-05-06 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator specifies the size of the neutral battlefield:
The area is approximately 4,000 square meters.
Update 2025-05-06 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator clarifies a further detail about the neutral battlefield:
There are no trees.
Update 2025-05-06 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator clarifies details about the participants and their engagement:
The 100 men are as average as possible in every regard.
The gorilla is enraged because the men are attacking it.
The men are suddenly thrown into the fight, with no prior opportunity to strategize or coordinate.
One issue with "gladiator style fight" is if the men are just an unorganized mess or if they are being lead by Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor: Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife.
@AlexanderTheGreater or say, Titus Pullo of the 13th, shoulder to shoulder with Lucius Vorenus with 68 of the 13th and 30 collegiati from the Aventine.
@Ersagun otoh short attention span. Gorilla makes a few feints. Doesn't reach any men, loses interest and just waits for the men to come to IT.
@JussiVilleHeiskanen men smart, gorilla big dumb. men leave gorilla. gorilla run, men win. OR dumb men poke gorilla, dumb men die. gorilla tired, men win.
This even specifically considers our scenario, even though I was only looking for it's speed
https://enviroliteracy.org/animals/can-an-average-human-outrun-a-gorilla/
@TheAllMemeingEye The surface is compacted dirt. The fighting area circular and is surrounded by a high concrete wall.
@MrNoodles Thanks 👍
A couple more relevant questions I thought of:
Are all the men identical copies of a man who is as average as possible in every regard, or are they a randomly selected group of all men globally, or something else?
When you say it is a gladiator fight with both sides fighting for their life, does that mean that the men have been told that they must kill the gorilla or they will be killed by the game-runners, but the gorilla as a nonhuman animal isn't capable of understanding the instructions and thus is just trying to survive, or has it been injected with some kind of bloodlust-inducing drug?
Do the men have any opportunity to get to know each other and strategise or are they just suddenly thrown into the fight?
@TheAllMemeingEye you're very right. Didn't think it through. There may not be neutral territory. Though it could be gorilla gorilla might fashion the biggest cudgel
Though it could be gorilla gorilla might fashion the biggest cudgel
Get that fancy pants latin outta here! /s

@TheAllMemeingEye someone pointed out that once the hirsute ape flattens a few humans, their long bones can be made into force multipliers and their heads into projectiles, if evasive action can buy time to accomplish it.
They are as average as possible in every regard.
The gorilla is enraged because the people are attacking it.
The men are suddenly thrown into the fight.
@atmidnight What do you mean they're nothing like a lion? Lions have claws but aren't gorillas way stronger and still have huge sharp teeth?
@atmidnight interesting. I would have thought the gorilla had a better chance against 100 men than the lion. I expected the lion to be better 1v1 because the mauling is strong there whereas the gorilla swing it's arms would be better 1v100
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