Texas H.B. 4814 (the "F.U.R.R.I.E.S. Act"), was recently introduced by Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville). It would ban "non-human behavior" in schools, including things like wearing artificial cat ears, making animal noises, wearing fur or collars, or presenting "other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the homo sapiens species through a means of natural biological development." Will it pass?

Note: This act does not have to pass under this name, H.B. number, or sponsor, so long as a bill passes that seeks to prohibit so-called "non-human behavior" or any of the specific examples currently listed as "non-human behavior."