🐦Background

Derek Guy (@dieworkwear) is a — and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word — journalist working for the legacy media as well as (unfortunately for humanity) a prolific poster on Twitter. He has reached widespread fame on the site for making clapbacks that people with double-digit IQs find funny. Also he's some kind of men's fashion expert or something.

Earlier today, Jamie Wolf got into an altercation with Derek on Twitter after Derek's shitposts made his wife extremely upset. This cumlinated in both parties agreeing to fight outside a Uniqlo in SF this Sunday, 3251 20th Ave, San Fransisco, CA, 94132, at 5 PM sharp.

No, I'm not kidding.

https://x.com/ArmandDoma/status/1907955223995548125

⚖️ Resolution

✅ This market will resolve YES if video evidence is released of Derek Guy striking, grappling, or being stuck or grappled by another by the end of the month and either party publicly states that this fight involved the other.

⛔ This market will resolve NO upon the closing date if it has not resolved YES.

⚠️ If either party becomes injured or dies and it's not at the hands of the other, this market will resolve N/A.