Joe Biden, old and gray,
His mind in constant disarray.
Won't win in 2024, I say,
He showers with his niece, that's just cray.
Joe Biden, in the race
But his mind's stuck in outer space
With a son who loves to smoke crack
His chances of winning are looking mighty slack
Joe Biden, quite a career
But his memory's beginning to smear
Can't recall what he did last year
Sorry Joe, the end is near.
Joe Biden's on his throne,
He's old, and he moans,
His crack son's a disgrace,
He won't win the race.
Joe Biden, oh so old and grey,
His mind so foggy day by day,
The Oval Office he may hold,
But in 2024, he'll be too old.
Biden's hair plugs are few,
His mental acuity askew,
His campaign promises, deja vu,
His chances of winning? Adieu.
Biden's age is high,
His mental state, a lie.
2024's out of reach,
His campaign in defeat.
Biden's brain is slow and dim,
His policies a total whim,
He's old and frail, can barely swim,
No way he wins, it's looking grim.
Biden's age is showing,
His mind is barely flowing.
Four more years? It's a no-go-ing.
The results will soon be showing.
@Tetraspace How well is betting / the aggregation calibrated? It gives a 2.6% chance to neither Democrats nor Republicans winning:
@MattCWilson Presumably, he's saying it should be lower. The chances of a third party or independent candidate winning are clearly <<1%.
@JosephNoonan The chance is definitely low, but I wouldn’t say it’s that low. Suppose Trump is defeated in the primary and runs as a third party candidate, then Biden dies after the primary (or has some horrible scandal, has a health crisis, etc.) or someone barely beats Biden in a primary. Then there’s a possibility where a weak Democratic candidate doesn’t have enough draw while Trump has a big turnout. It’s quite unlikely, but maybe in the range of 0.5%?
