should resolve NO immediately, right? since you’re not currently the undisputed champion (it’s in dispute)

@Conflux I presume boxing is analogous to Pirate Waiter dueling, and I currently have all the titles (1).

Also due to the mess which was the previous match (sorry, that’s like 95% on me), @YapaGlover and I are doing our third bout, and first official bout with all the proper rules on Monday, this time actually to 11. Also I’ll actually “”bring the title to school Monday (it’s a pink flamingo)!””

@JoshuaB yeah, that’s fair. I was mostly meming (although I do think my argument is defensible, and maybe someone else believes it!)

@JoshuaB Also I’d like to point out that on the Wikipedia article there’s a section of disputed undisputed champions which is so funny to me

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e66YgLag5fc2MbwczfEby5dXeobaHQYtlkPHjOBM4GY/edit

Rrule 6 states “The frisbee may only touch one of your own hands throughout a bout.”

Pirate Waiter Duel Rules!

Pirate Waiter “Official” Rules If you break any rules, you immediately lose “”“Have fun””” If your frisbee touches the ground before your opponent’s frisbee touches the ground you lose No intentional bodily contact. No intentionally touching the other person’s frisbee with your body. The frisbee…

Multiple times throughout the match the frisbee touched other things besides one of our hands. @YapaGlover agreed that we should redo any points that the rules were broken in. I don’t have time to review the footage today, but I know there was at least 1 time for each of us where it touched part of our body that wasn’t our hands, so the bout is not over

@JoshuaB Also, uhh, at some point it was sorta just declared it was 7-5, I will want to “check the replay” to verify that it was indeed 7-5, and if not adjust the score appropriately

@JoshuaB Details -> Document details; Joshua Brower is the owner. Hmmmmm......

@YapaGlover @stq can confirm that this doc has existed since at least August 2022 and has not been edited

@JoshuaB Fair enough

Yapa wins 15-13, although Josh wants to review the footage to ensure this

@Conflux Just looked at the description again and it’s actually to 11…. So that’s always cool. Idk how that should interact with the whole redoing points thing.

I’ve acquired “eyepatches.” Watch out (with the eye not adapted to low light environments of course)!

i bet yes, but ill make it a no :)

@astyerche I'll give you 100 mana if you cause this market to resolve NO

@YapaGlover lost 15-9. Pretty close! Also “raised awareness”

@cc6 lost 15-1 (mostly frisbee holding issues)

@Conflux I would like to point out that this wasn't actually a fair tournament, since we had both of our eyes uncovered

@YapaGlover Oh wait that’s TRUE

@JoshuaB any response??

@Conflux Uhh massive oversight if true. All 3 of the challengers can have another shot if they so desire

@JoshuaB Though they’ll lose by more (except for @cc6, I think it’s reasonable she’ll do better). But Yapa?!? TROUNCING!!

@JoshuaB Debateable.... I think with one eye you would be completely unable to hold on to your "sword" (less than you did this time)

@JoshuaB @YapaGlover this almost sounds like one of those “testable prediction” things - shall I make the market?

@Conflux Testable predictions?! Pshaw! Go for it lol.

(also the only reason I lost my sword so many times was I forgot to, uh, grip the sword properly. Read I’d bet copious amounts in said market!)

@JoshuaB ... how did you forget? How were you holding it wrong??? so many questions

@YapaGlover

@YapaGlover Uh... not tightly enough