Best Out-of-Context LessOnline 2025 Quote
26
3.4kṀ5960
resolved Jun 4
100%6%
Surgery is the new sex
1.1%
"You gave me an army of minions and then provided me armaments for them all." *mad cackling*
1.9%
"Would you consider not freaking out about a spider being on you not to be a norm violation?"
0.6%
The Press and DC are quite capable of convincing each other of things
1.1%
"You must get this all the time." "No, this is the first T-shirt I've signed."
0.6%
If you are 80% right, you’re 100% right.
0.3%
"If I could construct a slave that was happy to be a slave, is that okay?"
3%
“Mozart is 95% slop.”
0.9%
I'm glad someone asked me that before a journalist did
0.7%
I would have assumed volunteer training would cover not letting the civilians get your weapon
1.6%
Who's the grumpiest poverty sociologist you know?
1.3%
"you can stealth-tweet anything Kelsey says"
1.6%
"in fact, all quotes will be attributed to Kelsey"
1.3%
My first question is, 'what did I just see?' My second question...
41%
"No what I'm saying is, if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would have been trans"
8%
Sometimes you have to just smack a butt that looks smackable
1.8%
DJ Pinewave rides no more
8%
Tailors. Not even once.
9%
"I'm so happy about the number of bird people there are here "
9%Other

In the spirit of @Joshua 's Best Manifest Quote market last year, I'm making this market happen for LessOnline 2.0.

Same structure and resolution as the manifold 2024 one. I'll make this market, accept open submissions, then make a poll with all the options after the market closes. I may limit the poll to the top ~20 options if there are lots of submissions.

Resolution Poll now posted! Vote Early! Vote often if I can figure out how to enable approval voting! Otherwise vote once!
https://manifold.markets/JohnofCharleston/resolution-poll-best-outofcontext-q

Manifest 2024's version:

https://manifold.markets/Joshua/best-manifest-out-of-context-quote

  • Update 2025-05-31 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): Regarding the requirement for quotes to be out-of-context:

    • The creator has stated that providing context for submitted quotes is expressly forbidden. (until the poll resolves....)

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RESOLUTION: Sorry pronatalists, it's official, Surgery is the new Sex.

Now that the market is closed and resolved, context may be shared, at submitters' or speakers' discretion. Feel free to keep submitting additional fun quotes in the comments.

Honorary mention that wasn't included because the overhear-er couldn't vouch for the accuracy, but was too good to check: "Falling in love is WRONG and I have the cure!" (inositol, allegedly)

Resolution Poll now posted! Vote Early! Vote often if I can figure out how to enable approval voting! Otherwise vote once!
https://manifold.markets/JohnofCharleston/resolution-poll-best-outofcontext-q

Resolution Poll coming, haven't forgotten, its just been a busy day.

watercooled cuddlepuddle

bought Ṁ2 YES

Last call, closes at noon in some time zone or another.

@bens Jesus Christ, Manifold glitch

@IC is context still forbidden?

@bens Yes

@KaylaG can we get the context for this pls?

@palcu context is expressly forbidden!

sold Ṁ0 YES

@KaylaG is this from tumbles?

@TonyGao no it was @JohnofCharleston

Oh my god I forgot about this, great job. I'll be keeping my ears peeled.

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