Resolution Poll : Best Out-of-Context Quote from LessOnline 2025

in an hour

"You gave me an army of minions and then provided me armaments for them all." *mad cackling*

"Would you consider not freaking out about a spider being on you not to be a norm violation?"

"The Press and DC are quite capable of convincing each other of things"

"You must get this all the time." / "No, this is the first T-shirt I've signed."

"Surgery is the new sex"

"If you are 80% right, you’re 100% right."

"If I could construct a slave that was happy to be a slave, is that okay?"

“Mozart is 95% slop.”

"I'm glad someone asked me that before a journalist did"

"I would have assumed volunteer training would cover not letting the civilians get your weapon"

"Who's the grumpiest poverty sociologist you know?"

"you can stealth-tweet anything Kelsey says"

"in fact, all quotes will be attributed to Kelsey"

"My first question is, 'what did I just see?' My second question..."

"No, what I'm saying is: if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would have been trans"

"Sometimes you have to just smack a butt that looks smackable"

"DJ Pinewave rides no more"

"Tailors. Not even once."

"I'm so happy about the number of bird people there are here "

"...watercooled cuddlepuddle"

This is the resolution poll for the 2025 LessOnline Best Out-of-Context Quote market. The winner of this poll will win the base market here: https://manifold.markets/JohnofCharleston/best-outofcontext-lessonline-2025-q

I may re-open this poll after resolving the base market, but setting a time limit for now to encourage participation.

Manifest 2024's version:

https://manifold.markets/Joshua/best-manifest-out-of-context-quote

I will have to leave town immediately after Manifest this year; someone else staying longer should make a version of this market for Manifest this weekend.

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