What would have to be true about Biden for manifold not to vote for him
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Biden but he implements China's one child policy
67%
Biden but he is committed to invading Canada in 2025
67%
Biden but he creates AGI
54%
Biden but he wants to reinstate prohibition
51%
Biden but he rolls a D20 each month of his presidency and on a 1 he has to sell a state to Canada
49%
Biden but he bans all music not written and performed by Taylor Swift
46%
Biden but his running mate is Benito Mussolini
45%
Biden but Israel goes to war with Iran
44%
Biden but he enacts Trump's muslim travel ban
43%
Biden but he has Alzheimer's and is extremely suggestible
43%
Biden but he transforms into Richard Nixon every full moon
43%
Biden, but he removes all aid for Ukraine
43%
Biden but he has announced prior to the election he has dementia or Alzheimer’s
43%
Biden, but he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue before the election
37%
Biden but he starts literally every sentence with "I'm not racist, but"
34%
Biden but he is racist
31%
Biden but 10 years older (92 at inauguration, 96 at end of term)
25%
Biden but 5 years older (87 at inauguration, 91 at end of term)
23%
Biden but we enter a recession

For most of the answers the poll will be formatted that Biden does this if he is elected president. For some of the answers it might be he is something else. You can have multiple things per answer. Phrase it as Biden but ..., that is how the poll will be phrased as well

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Biden but he wants to reinstate prohibition

This seems like a non-issue, h'd never get a large enough majority to pass a constitutional amendment for it anyway.

Biden but he is committed to invading Canada in 2025

I've been saying we should annex Canada for a while now. This is a plus.

Biden but he rolls a D20 each month of his presidency and on a 1 he has to sell a state to Canada
bought Ṁ10 Biden but he rolls a... NO

Seems like a plus to me, we could finally get rid of florida

Biden, but he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue before the election

Photoshoots them of course /s

Biden but he has Alzheimer's and is extremely suggestible

Dude the scenario is meant to be different smh /s

Biden but he creates AGI

Is he smart enough to create anything as advanced as AGI or he just magically does it one time? Is the AGI aligned?

@TheAllMemeingEye Magically does it Ai might or might not be aligned

Biden but Israel goes to war with Iran

How is this "about Biden"? That's just external geopolitics

@TheAllMemeingEye Would you vote for Biden if this would happen as a result

Biden but he is racist

How racist? We talkin' Trump racist, Apartheid South Africa racist, even Hitler racist?

@TheAllMemeingEye Up to the interpreter of the poll

Is Biden still running against Trump in these polls?

@SaviorofPlant Yeah the poll would be who would you vote for Trump or Biden but …

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