Skip to main content
MANIFOLD
When will my friend lose his virginity?
32
į¹€200į¹€2.1k
Dec 31
February 11, 2028
0.8%
This year (2025)
18%
Next year (2026)
81%
2027 or later

My friend is a male Canadian in his mid-20s. He's been putting serious effort into his love life for around a year or two but hasn't yet managed to make a real connection or get himself laid. He says he's gotten comfortable with cold approaches and women seem receptive, some even accepting a date and kissing him, but nothing past that just yet. He's 6' tall, nearly finished with an engineering (not computer) degree, and he's presently working a manual labour job.

UPDATE APRIL 2026: He has been unemployed for around six months and he doesn't feel he will be able to get laid until he gets a job.

UPDATE OCTOBER 2026: He thankfully has a job now, but no longer seems to be prioritising this issue, perhaps because of demoralisation.

Get
į¹€1,000
to start trading!
Sort by:

@DontGoHome Progress report?

@Quroe looking bleak

bought į¹€67 YES

Be his wingman.

ayo, what the sussy

@Chimpey lots of sex markets actually šŸ’€

bought į¹€15 NO

Ping

@EstMtz I fucked up when I made this market sorry, I can't resolve just 2025 to No. But for traders' information, it will resolve to No when the market closes.

Progress report?

@TheAllMemeingEye On prompting he said, "uh. i don't want to damage shareholder confidence"

reposted

UPDATE: He claims this weekend will be the one. I’m not going to buy or sell until others do.