This resolves if either of two things happens before th market closes:

Someone kidnaps me and performs a mammography on me 1,500 times.

OR

I am managrammed Mana 1,500 times by a single account.

I'm leaving the AI's background in because it's fucking funny

Background

This market is a humorous reference to a comment on the Manifold market "Will somebody managram me at least 1500 mana before market close?". In that market, a user pointed out that, at a glance, the title looked like "Will somebody mammogram me 1500 times?". Because undergoing 1,500 actual mammograms would subject a person to hazardous levels of radiation, the market is set up to allow resolution either through the literal event or the "managram" equivalent.

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• Update 2026-07-01 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The kidnapping is required for the mammography resolution path — voluntarily undergoing the mammograms does not count.