
"This broadcast is brought to you by the Calibrate Broadcasting Corporation."
"Hello, folks. It's me, Calibrate, ready to start off the 2024-25 Premier League season with all of you.
"A legendary competition like this deserves a legendary prize. That's why, after months of planning and effort to make it all work, I've come up with the perfect trophy -- the MacGuffin.
"The MacGuffin obeys two simple rules:
"If the team with the MacGuffin wins or draws a Premier League game, it keeps the MacGuffin.
"If the team with the MacGuffin loses a Premier League game, it cedes the MacGuffin to the winning team.
"That's it! The team who ends the season with the MacGuffin wins it. Isn't it great?"
Murmurs ripple through the live studio audience.
"Okay, settle down, folks. One more announcement.
"I have thought a lot about which team should have the honor of starting with the MacGuffin. But I've made my decision.
"To begin the 2024-25 Premier League season, I'm pleased to present the MacGuffin to..."
The TV set turns black; there is only static.
I will not bet on this market.
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The point is that you don't know who has the MacGuffin at the start. But as matches are played, you can start deducing who could have the MacGuffin and who cannot have it.
@bagelfan Indeed! Because the MacGuffin's quantum state collapsed, it doesn't really matter who it began with, but it was Wolves. Here's the original text that produced the SHA-256 hash:
12 = Arsenal
15 = Aston Villa
20 = Bournemouth
11 = Brentford
1 = Brighton
17 = Chelsea
19 = Crystal Palace
2 = Everton
3 = Fulham
7 = Ipswich Town
14 = Leicester City
18 = Liverpool
5 = Manchester City
9 = Manchester United
16 = Newcastle United
10 = Nottingham Forest
13 = Southampton
4 = Tottenham
8 = West Ham
6 = Wolves
"Some of us like to feel the wind of providence in our faces, and others like everything planned."
- Jonathan Herring, Charles Foster
The full path of the MacGuffin was:
Wolves lost to Arsenal in week 1
Arsenal lost to Bournemouth in week 8
Bournemouth lost to Brentford in week 11
Brentford lost to Aston Villa in week 14
Aston Villa lost to Nottingham Forest in week 16
Nottingham Forest lost to Bournemouth in week 23
Bournemouth lost to Liverpool in week 24 (quantum state collapse)
Liverpool lost to Fulham in week 31
Fulham lost to Bournemouth in week 32
Bournemouth lost to Aston Villa in week 36
Aston Villa lost to Manchester United in week 38
And here's the whole analysis for every single possible quantum state of the MacGuffin (this might be cut off, unfortunately, depending on your zoom level):
EVE 1 BHA 6 CHE 8 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
FUL 1 MUN 2 BHA 6 CHE 8 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
MUN 2 BHA 6 CHE 8 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
BHA 6 CHE 8 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
ARS 8 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
WOL 1 ARS 8 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
WHU 1 AVL 2 ARS 8 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
AVL 2 ARS 8 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
CHE 1 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
LEI 2 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
BOU 4 CHE 5 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
SOU 1 NEW 5 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
TOT 3 NEW 5 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
NEW 5 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
IPS 1 LIV 4 NFO 6 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
CRY 1 BRE 2 LIV 4 NFO 6 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
BRE 2 LIV 4 NFO 6 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
LIV 4 NFO 6 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
NFO 6 FUL 7 MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
MCI 10 BOU 11 BRE 14 AVL 16 NFO 23 BOU 24 LIV 31 FUL 32 BOU 36 AST 38 MUN
Breaking news, @traders: the MacGuffin's quantum state has collapsed. That is, regardless of which team the MacGuffin started with, it is now certain to be with only one team.
Whoever figures out the MacGuffin's current location may have an advantage in this market. But remember -- this market asks about the MacGuffin's owner at the end of the season!
I've just realized the market description is written so that it's a bit unclear when the market resolves. As a clarification, it resolves at the end of the 2024-25 season.
A full question rewrite is underway -- I think the story idea was quite fun but didn't really work out in the end.
@Calibrate should we assume that the MacGuffin is passed in chronological order?
That is, if a match is postponed, do we go by the original scheduled date or the actual date on which the game is played?
The point is that you don't know who has the MacGuffin at the start. But as matches are played, you can start deducing who could have the MacGuffin and who cannot have it.
@Calibrate your random number is: 6
Salt: t9mjz603do, round: 4278254 (signature a0908fc3938dc8fde74b5ace2ae070b43dc11ee11e72e85a9e118eadd4e83a405862833132dd78bb035d6b9da407a4a4024a7012429649b6405485a55d819014ccc59ea934ac0b7774e66c99d66f19b429d09d343f6e0a130f5748ea8463e42a)
@Calibrate you asked for a random integer between 1 and 20, inclusive. Coming up shortly!
Source: GitHub, previous round: 4278252 (latest), offset: 2, selected round: 4278254, salt: t9mjz603do.