I am a senior attending Phillips Exeter Academy. I have never had a girlfriend. I am 5' 11". @VictorLJZ is responsible for my clothing throughout the year.

This market resolves yes if I have a "real" date to prom (I can't just resolve yes by getting a homie to go with me as a joke). This market will resolve the night of. I will provide no updates to this market before the event itself, so you guys are welcome to insider trade by asking me out <3 (i'm dying alone aren't i).