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I am a senior attending Phillips Exeter Academy. I have never had a girlfriend. I am 5' 11". @VictorLJZ is responsible for my clothing throughout the year.

This market resolves yes if I have a "real" date to prom (I can't just resolve yes by getting a homie to go with me as a joke). This market will resolve the night of. I will provide no updates to this market before the event itself, so you guys are welcome to insider trade by asking me out <3 (i'm dying alone aren't i).

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running this market has had tangible negative impacts on the lives of people I care about, so I decided to close it. I didn't want to resolve yes/no because I said I would do so on the night of prom in the description. sorry about your 5 lost mana of opportunity cost, some things in life matter more.

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@AchyutaRajaram Sorry to hear that. I was rooting for the date more than the mana anyway, so I hope you pull it off, even if it's a secret. Good luck!

From a friend of the creator in discord who mentioned they can't share details:

he chose to resolve it N/A due to definitional ambiguities that may complicate things and he didn't wanna deal with ppl arguing over them

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didn’t get a date

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@AchyutaRajaram Please explain why this is N/A'd

(I no longer endorse asking for N/A reason in personal markets, this instead encourages people who truly do not want to share details to leave the site entirely without trace)

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@SavioMak I support the edit!

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Prom cancelled?

@SarahGrayMaxwell If prom was cancelled then it resolves as NO

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@KevinLobLaw Ur rly weird bro why are you so pressed abt this guys prom date

@SarahGrayMaxwell Because the answer was obviously no but he canceled it rather than have the guys to admit he sucks. He’s wasting my time and mana opportunity cost with his sucking.

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@KevinLobLaw prom isn't usually until like May. Prob just cancelled it for other reasons

@Stralor Well he owes an explanation. But I still say no prom = no date

Fucking dumb. Either you did or didn’t.

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Damn bro what happened

@Sodra This kid has been a queef in the comments so I suspect this is just more queefdome.