So far I have not touched boobs in my entire life, except as a baby. In 2023, it's time for a change.

This market resolves YES if at any time until 1.1.2024, I reach out with my hands and touch boobs, which can either be the female breast or large male pectoral muscles. In the latter case it's kinda subjective how big they have to be to count as "boobs", I will know it when I see it.

I do not necessarily promise to seize (hehe) any such opportunity, but I will generally be seeking it out, at least the pecs case anyway.