(1/5) Jeffery Epstein: "And many of them are on the younger side!"

(2/5) Joe Biden: "Sleepy Joe can lie down on the beach and be out in seconds."

(3/5) Ted Cruz: "Lyin' Ted."

(4/5) Kim Jong Un: "He wrote me beautiful letters, and we fell in love."

(5/5) Donald Trump: "I'm, like, a very smart person, a very stable genius."

I'm an idiot and I am mentally incapable of choosing an opinion, thus, I agree to be fined a 5% idiot tax.