🌶️ Improve my chili?🌶️ [ADD OPTIONS]
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2099
66%
Assume the chili is not in the interval [0,1], square it for more chili, if it is in (0,1), take the square root, else (equals 0 or 1) add 1 to it.
59%
Vote for the chili
59%
Put the chili in a taco
57%
Make Chidi's chili from The Good Place (add peeps and M&Ms)
57%
Turn the chili into a metaphor (NOT a simile) for the best moment of your life
52%
Make it edible and throw it in
50%
Get your friends to help you make a batch ten times the size, but add a Pepper X (2.7M Scoville heat units) to the mixture
50%
Th
48%
Translate the chili
41%
Reboot the chili
41%
Replace a local church's communion with the chili (you can choose whether it replaces the bread or the wine)
41%
Put pure resiniferatoxin in it (16 billion scoville heat units)
41%
Add a teaspoon of powdered thorium (chemical symbol Th)
39%
Take the square root of the chili
28%
Forgo the concept of chili
24%
Deport the chili
Resolved
YES
Decompose it into infinite spheres, then a few parts per sphere, rotate the spheres by arccos(1/3), unite them and you will find 2 chilis (Banach-Tarski)
Resolved
N/A
Tip every user who bet YES on this option 69 Mana while preparing the chili
Resolved
N/A
Use sourdough instead of yeast
Resolved
50%
Season with your heart

@MarySmith has been disgracing Manifold with Improve my Bread and N/Aing all the things that would actually improve the bread. Not one thing has been resolved yes. It is time to rebuke. Here's how this market will work.

  1. Answer something so ridiculous it doesn't make sense.

  2. I will resolve one every couple days using a roundabout semi-sensical reasoning.

For example, if an answer was "Invert the chili's mass-to-volume ratio", it would resolve NO, because then I wouldn't have anymore chili, and I like chili.

HINT: My #1 goal in most cases is to just end up with the most chili.

Have fun, and remember, make sure it doesn't make too much sense.

  • Update 2025-07-18 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): In response to a user question, the creator has clarified their process:

    • Suggestions will be physically tested with actual chili if they are possible.

    • Suggestions that are impossible or impractical will be resolved based on hypothetical reasoning.

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