Thanks for

@realDonaldTrump (https://manifold.markets/realDonaldTrump) for the description, and resolving criteria! The original description was for “Improve my chili” Also, don’t worry, this won’t be a waste of mana.

@MarySmith (https://manifold.markets/MarySmith) has been disgracing Manifold with Improve my Bread and N/Aing all the things that would actually improve the bread. Not one thing has been resolved yes. It is time to rebuke. Here's how this market will work.

1 Answer something so ridiculous it doesn't make sense.

2 The more I think about the outcome, the better.

3 I will resolve one every couple days using a roundabout semi-sensical reasoning.

For example, if an answer was "Invert the chili's mass-to-volume ratio", it would resolve NO, because then I wouldn't have anymore chili, and I like chili.

HINT: My #1 goal in most cases is to just end up with the weirdest, craziest, but still tasty ideas!

Have fun, and remember, make sure it doesn't make too much sense.