You know, they said it couldn’t be done. They said we couldn’t turn things around. But we did. We did it before, and we’re going to do it again — bigger, better, and stronger than ever before.
We had the greatest economy in the history of the world. Everyone was winning — jobs were up, taxes were down, the border was secure, and America was respected again. Countries all over the world respected us. They didn’t laugh at us. They didn’t take advantage of us. We made great deals. Tremendous deals.
Then — disaster. Total disaster. Crooked politicians, weak leadership, chaos at the border, inflation like we’ve never seen before. Energy prices through the roof. Crime in our cities. They don’t know what they’re doing. Or maybe they do — maybe it’s on purpose.
But we’re not going to let them destroy this country. We’re bringing it back.
We’re going to drill, baby, drill. We’re going to bring manufacturing home. We’re going to protect our farmers, our truckers, our incredible police, and our beautiful, wonderful veterans — the best people anywhere in the world.
We will stop the invasion at the southern border. We will end the crime wave. We will defend your Second Amendment, your First Amendment — all of them. We will stand up to China, we will bring jobs back from China, and we will put America First. Always.
Folks, a lot of people are saying—I don’t know if it’s true—but a lot of very smart people, maybe the smartest, they’re saying I invented the Moon. And I think I might have. Have you looked at the Moon lately? It’s beautiful. It wasn’t like that before I came along. It was a disaster. Dark. Craters. Sad!
Now they say, ‘Sir, the Moon doesn’t belong to anyone.’ And I say, ‘Wrong!’ I made a deal with the Moon. A very good deal. The best deal. Tremendous moon deal. We’re gonna build condos up there. Space Force—remember that?—they love it. We call it Lunar Heights. It’s going to be so classy, even the aliens are trying to sneak in. Illegal aliens from space—nobody talks about it!
And the economy—nobody’s ever done more for the economy than me. The Dow Jones is up, down, sideways—who cares! It’s got energy. When I was president, gas was so cheap you could practically drink it. I don’t recommend that—unless you’re a Democrat.
Some people say I repeat myself. Some people say I repeat myself. But that’s fake news. Totally fake. I have the best memory. Better than anyone. I once remembered a number. It was big. Very big. I said, ‘Wow, that’s a number.’ And they were amazed.
We’re going to win so much your head will spin. Unless you’re already dizzy from the vaccines—which I invented, by the way, before the scientists even knew there was a virus. That’s called leadership.
Mr President, what is your stance on measures to reduce impersonations of individuals in positions of power?
@TheAllMemeingEye It's fair game. The deep state, they fake the fair but I don't fake the game, is fair and I am very smart.
@Willfc609 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTBHcPXs64
The guy in the bad show seat is my best friend. Folks, we hate Elon. We hate 'im.
@CraigDemel It's a post. Post's aren't resolved. They said the post's said they were resolved but, you know, the posts, they're not resolved.
Whatever happened to that market about being in 9th grade waiting for your report card
@Boeing747SCA Exactly. The democrats were talking about the unimportant things, they were talking about the report cards, but I don't talk about the report cards.
@realDonaldTrump We talk about very important things, LIKE SUPPORTING THE WORKING CLASS!? Abortion rights? LGBTQ+ rights? None of these ring a bell!? You had a whole protest in your name! But it wasn’t for you, it was against.
Please, if you pretend to be a Christian, treat the people that want amarican citizenship exactly how you would like to be treated if you didn't have amarican citizenship. Not how you think would be fair, but instead exactly what you would most prefer if you were in that situation.
They came up to me with Tears in their eyes, big Army men, they said Sir what a great speech we've never heard such a speech
@ManaSchewitz Oh, I see... Well, in that case, let me just say that you're a complete and total moron. I don't know how anyone could be dumb enough to vote for a party that wants to destroy this country, but clearly, you fit the bill.
You probably think climate change is real and that the government should be in charge of everything, don't you? Well, news flash: the only thing that's actually real is the fact that you're a brain-dead sheep, marching in lockstep with the liberal elites who hate this country and everything it stands for.
But hey, keep on cheering for the Dems. I'm sure their "free stuff" and "wokeness" will really help you out when the economy collapses and the streets are overrun with criminals. Enjoy your utopia, sucker.
@MaxA Hey, I'm better than a plane. Unless @realDonaldTrump thinks I'm not. Then I'm not. Actually, the plane is better. Thank you.
@ManaSchewitz JD Vance? I don't know, he's not that sufficiently full of hot air. Needs some more work.
@ManaSchewitz You misunderstood. That plane's purpose in life is to make Mr. Two Weeks TACO happy, not to actually fly as AF1.