Feel free to suggest places, refer me, hire me, etc!

I will not bet in this market.

Minutia:

"working" means putting a lot of effort in, 20 billable hours per week. So full time counts, part time or contract work counts if it's continuous and I expect it to continue. So a 3 month or a 6 month contract with no specific expectation it is renewed would not count, while a deal where I got contracts for 80h projects around once a month would count even if there wasn't an explicit negotiation that it will continue.

If I work nowhere for 6mo in the next 5 years, the question resolves "None" (I predict this is highly unlikely).

Edge cases seem unlikely to me, but I may N/A or resolve to the "spirit of the question" if they come up.