Does the shortest possible universal program contain Stephen Wolfram in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Thomas Midgley Jr. or Adolf Hitler in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Bryan Johnson in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Lada Nuzhna in it?

Will Peter Thiel ever be a candidate for President of the United States?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Tyler Cowen in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Jeremy Nixon in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain gwern in it?

Is Joscha Bach part of "the universal program"/"universal distribution"/minlength sentence to compress the universe?

Is the ideal integrator of the conscious human experience embedded within the shortest possible universal program?