🏅 Top traders

So y'all can see all the fun lines I butchered 😘

(Verse 1)

Okay, okay,

I see what's happening here,

You’re face to face with genius, and it's strange,

You don’t even know how you feel, it’s adorable!

Well, it’s nice to see you normies never change.

Open your eyes, let’s begin,

Yes, it’s really me, it’s SBF, breathe it in!

I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod,

When you're staring at a crypto god.

Chorus

What can I say except you're welcome,

For the coins that fell from the skies,

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome,

I guess my exchange just wasn't a prize.

(Verse 2)

Hey,

who has two thumbs and donated to the cause,

When you were wading knee deep in loss?

This guy!

When the markets got cold,

Who bought you fire from down below?

You're looking at him, yo!

Oh, also I lassoed the bull, (whisper) you're welcome,

To bring the markets and make them full,

Also, I tamed the bear,

You're welcome,

To smooth out the trades when things seemed unfair,

Chorus

So what can I say except you're welcome,

For the tokens I pulled from the chain,

No need to say, it's okay, you're welcome,

Guess it's just my altruistic way,

(high) You're welcome

You're welcome

(Bridge)

Well, come to think of it,

Kid, honestly I can go on and on,

I can explain every crypto phenomenon,

The coins, the trades, the code,

oh, That was just SBF geeking out, bro.

I killed the doubt, I buried the fuss,

Sparked up the chain, now you got trust,

What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?

Don’t mess with SBF when he's on the blockchain

And that court summons you may have heard mentioned

Is just a love letter from gary gensler,

Look where I've been, I've made novel technologies

Talking to congress and writing the policies

(Chorus)

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey!

Well, anyway, let me say, you're welcome,

For the wonderful world crypto’s now,

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome,

Well, come to think of it, I gotta bow!

Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)

But im running dey on political clout

I'm going away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)

Anyone suggest me a way out?

You're welcome

(You're welcome)

You're welcome

And thank you

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Thanks, I Hate It

Thanks, I Hate It is a slang phrase used online with regards to posts that the poster deems unattractive or superfluous. After being used in comments, it became used to title various shitposts and strange images.

Thanks for running this, Ian!