Please God no. But maybe I do?

Resolves to YES if I do, by end of year, read the whole damn EU AI Act. Doesn't have to literally be a full reading of every word but does need to involve actually reading >50% of it and at least skimming >75%.

Resolves to NO if that does not happen.

This will NOT resolve to a percentage - e.g. if I read the first 25% and then stop, that's a NO, not a percentage, I may create a second market if people think this kind of move is appropriate.

Making your case either way in the comments is encouraged. Also if anyone has a good link to the most readable version.