This market resolves YES if, before the closing date, I will have sex with a person whom I met at a professional event (e.g. conference/unconference/workshop). The time difference between the conference and the sex doesn't matter. If this will not have happened before the closing date, the market resolves NO.

Context: I am poly. I often find men in conferences attractive. However, so far no such thing happened. See also (has additional relevant info about me):

I will not trade on this market.