I aint reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

I forget the rest of it, but your mother’s a whore.

How much nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

So then the parrot squawks, “Jesus Christ! We hit an iceberg!”

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a twenty-foot-tall idol of Judy Garland at this time of night? 

The punchline is always the best part of the joke, so why don’t comedians just tell punchlines?  Your assignment is to add punchlines (real or made up), and to predict which ones Manifold users will like the most.  Don’t be overly crude, though; show us you have wit and intelligence.

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