What are (or could be) some great punchlines?
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I aint reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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I forget the rest of it, but your mother’s a whore.
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How much nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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Elephino!
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So then the parrot squawks, “Jesus Christ! We hit an iceberg!”
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Ta-da!
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“Go home, Dad; you’re drunk.”
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I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a twenty-foot-tall idol of Judy Garland at this time of night?

The punchline is always the best part of the joke, so why don’t comedians just tell punchlines? Your assignment is to add punchlines (real or made up), and to predict which ones Manifold users will like the most. Don’t be overly crude, though; show us you have wit and intelligence.

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Yeah, this got very little traction, so I am canceling it. Refunds for everyone.

@IasonKoukas Are you adding multiple punchlines here? If so, you need to break them out into separate answers so people can bet on them individually.

@TrickyDuck I think it's a reference to a meme, and all three phrases are meant to be part of it

What are the resolution criteria? Percentage based on polls?

Great question! I will run a two-week poll in January after this closes, and any punchline that polls 75% or better (because we are looking for “great punchlines”) will be resolved YES; anything polling less than 75% will be NO.

During the polling, people can tell the jokes in the comment section that go with punchlines, if they think it will help. One of my four punchlines is made up, but I am working on an actual joke for it.

bought Ṁ5 NO

Thanks :)

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