Melkor makes repeated farting sounds during Ainulindale, which he mockingly calls “The Music of the Anus.”

'ainulindal':7 'anus':16 'call':11 'fart':4 'make':2 'melkor':1 'mock':10 'music':13 'repeat':3 'sound':5

Sauron captures some elves, and after years of torture he twists and warps them into Romulans.

'captur':2 'elv':4 'romulan':16 'sauron':1 'tortur':9 'twist':11 'warp':13 'year':7

Ulmo, Lord of Waters, creates a waterspout full of sharks to help break Sauron’s siege of The Grey Havens during the War of Elves and Sauron.

'break':13 'creat':5 'elv':25 'full':8 'grey':19 'haven':20 'help':12 'lord':2 'sauron':14,27 'shark':10 'sieg':16 'ulmo':1 'war':23 'water':4 'waterspout':7

Manwe reincarnates the elf lord Glorfindel in Middle Earth. Glorfindel begins the elf practice of baking cookies in hollow tree factories.

'bake':16 'begin':11 'cooki':17 'earth':9 'elf':4,13 'factori':21 'glorfindel':6,10 'hollow':19 'lord':5 'manw':1 'middl':8 'practic':14 'reincarn':2 'tree':20

Elves continue to make rings of power until everyone in Middle Earth who wants one has one. They branch out and make lucky coins and horse shoes, and magic whistles that only dogs can hear.

'branch':19 'coin':24 'continu':2 'dog':33 'earth':12 'elv':1 'everyon':9 'hear':35 'hors':26 'lucki':23 'magic':29 'make':4,22 'middl':11 'one':15,17 'power':7 'ring':5 'shoe':27 'want':14 'whistl':30

The backstory (snort!) for the Arkenstone and other riches in Erebor is that they are the result of Balrog coprolite.

'arkenston':6 'backstori':2 'balrog':19 'coprolit':20 'erebor':11 'result':17 'rich':9 'snort':3

Gandalf takes carnal liberties with his Harfoot companions.  When food runs out during their long journey, they eat the chubby one.

'carnal':3 'chubbi':20 'companion':8 'eat':18 'food':10 'gandalf':1 'harfoot':7 'journey':16 'liberti':4 'long':15 'one':21 'run':11 'take':2

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