Add your own 24x ??s, but please don't ask for proof.

Inspired by the OG drive-by of a market /EduardHimpsl/will-i-eat-ass-in-the-next-24-month

All technicalities qualify:

• Donkey meat

• the Booty

• Cannibalism (of the flank?)

• ...?

(I have eaten one or more of these and would do again)

Everything resolves from a basis of 26 Feb 2024 CE (continuous interpretation of "in").

As the original was a Personal Goals question, so this one is also asspirational, and I will only bet YES if I bet.