Will I eat ass in the next 24...?
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Soup Memes
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National level elections (globally)
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Manifold Poker Nights
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RedLetterMedia uploads
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Episodes of Midnight Diner watched by @Joshua (2 so far)
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TSwift tour dates (June 28)
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Add your own 24x ??s, but please don't ask for proof.

Inspired by the OG drive-by of a market /EduardHimpsl/will-i-eat-ass-in-the-next-24-month

All technicalities qualify:

  • Donkey meat

  • the Booty

  • Cannibalism (of the flank?)

  • ...?

(I have eaten one or more of these and would do again)

Timescales resolve from 26 Feb 2024 CE (continuous interpretation of "in"). Events resolve as I have/attend them and are limited to my activities within them (discrete interpretation of "in").

As the original was a Personal Goals question, so is this one, and I will only bet YES if I bet.

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days without howling like a caged animal in heat

Manifold Poker Nights

I assume Pat doesn't need to attend for them to count?

oh wait what about when managrams go away - will they still be Manifold poker nights?

@shankypanky Yeah as long as they're the same crowd. Chris said he didn't think there had been 24 of them yet.

Anyone know how many Poker Nights there have been so far?

Mana Collections

what does this mean @KeenenW

@shankypanky It means collections of mana.

@KeenenW

I'm doomed

@Stralor @shankypanky Mana collections are anything with the vibe of:

  • Catnee loan getting taken back

  • BTE's markets getting unN/A

  • James Mana Collection

Manifold team has been thinking of "inactivity fees" since 2022. If they implement that, this options will be a banger. Then it's a matter of will the fee happen 24 times before Mr. Scott eats ass or not. Also if he is playing a game and ends up in a situation where he has to collect some mana, that counts too.

@KeenenW so 3/24?

since this market opened: BTE, James, and one table of poker I ran

@Stralor Haha! Yeah, Poker would count!

mind giving an updated tally on the options here @Stralor? how is everything tracking?

@shankypanky hmm you know I should probably resolve unwashed veggies. I'm pretty lazy when I cook if there's not a lot of dirt. who doesn't mind a bit of extra vitamin b?

beers: 10?

asses seen (in person): 0?

Manifold pivots: 0.5 or 10,000,000 not sure

Hotel stays: unchanged, 1 iirc

Restaurants: getting close, 20-22

Partners: 0 (or this would have prob resolved tbh)

Other users' birthdays and ass-feasts: 0 & 0 reported so far

mana collections: I have no idea what this means

Saw this and thought of you @Stralor

@snazzlePop ahaha excellent. going to keep this pinned on the wall at my future bespoke exotic dildo factory

@snazzlePop lmao where's this from?

The only donkey I've seen at the farm

@Stralor eat it.

@Stralor (but let me adjust my market positions first lol)

@shankypanky I'm not planning on eating my friend's painting lol

not planning

lol, Manifold's pivot, @shankypanky uses GIFs, the world is changing too fast 😩

@Lion I used two yesterday, even 😫 all this disorder and uncertainty is making me do terrible things I'm not proud of, Lion, save me

@shankypanky And just one soup meme at the same time 😢 I'm looking forward to finally create a version of Pat's soup this weekend, so maybe you can spiritually join me by cooking another soup and thinking about it changes your mind 🍲

@Lion oh I'll make another soup this weekend - the rain and cold came back so I think the chili is best to have under a cloud blanket
☁☁☁
🍲 👩‍🦳

@shankypanky Nice, Bill's or Zachary's chili?

@Stralor maybe give the painting just a sneaky lick

@Lion Zachary's I think! I'm going to need to improvise but it will be inspired by that one.