All "eyes" and "feet" count, even the stuff we only call that like the "feet" of a chair, the "foot" of a bed, the "eye" of a storm, etc. I will avoid further defining what counts and what doesn't count, you must decide that for yourselves. Make your arguments and present your math!

I will be the abjudicator, and will only resolve if I am convinced or perceive consensus; I will not bet. I do not "know" the answer ahead of time. YES is Eyes, NO is Feet.

I may extend the close date if it seems necessary.

Definitions, as agreed by the market:

/Stralor/what-does-the-world-mean -> Consensus: Earth. (Unfortunately) this is not a question about life or storms in the broader universe. We must constrain to stuff within our planet's boundaries.

/Stralor/do-feet-imperialus-unit-of-length-t -> Consensus: NO

/Stralor/does-an-eyespot-apparatus-count-as -> Consensus: Inconclusive. I won't consider eyespot arguments. This may mean a "foot(spot)" or whatever argument of complementary value gets thrown out down the line, at my discretion

This is part of a short series of thought puzzles: