Will I get bored enough to write a Manifold based erotica over my winter break?
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resolved Jan 2
Resolved
YES

https://manifold.markets/Mirek/write-the-first-paragraph-of-the-er#xQ80zzT67aSk6bQozN3P

@ me in the comments if you want to be one of the characters (need at least two)

Resolves yes if I actually write something worthy of being called an "erotic short"

Resolves no explains itself

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Resolves yes by a singular vote

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I couldn't make it happen. Poll on how this resolves coming in a minute

I saw this market in my profile and for a second, I read it as "Hello kitty erotica" due to your new screen name.

bought Ṁ1 YES at 84%
predicted YES

So bad news, good news, and more bad news

The bad news is I lost the file with the short in it.

The good news is I happen to have the day off today

The bad news is OSRS calls me

@Rucker Wait, did you lose the file a second time, or is this the same as the first time?

predicted YES

@PlasmaBallin same as first. I never properly clarified it in this thread so I'm making it clear now.

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@shankypanky AO3 gonna be lit tonight

This belongs at 69%

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@SirCryptomind

Pull up if you really with it
Pull up if you really with it
Pull up if you really with the shits
Pull up if you really with the shits
Uzi, Uzi
Wake up (if you really with the shits)
Uzi, not again
You're never gonna change
Yeah

First of all, I fuck eight bitches a day (yeah)
How could you ever say Lil' Uzi gay? (How?)
Fuck four of 'em raw, fuck four of 'em safe
Think I'm splittin' the odds before you to debate
Don't want no pussy, want oral today
Pull out your tongue and just twirl it, baby
She lick on my Backwood in Prada, baby
Diamonds so wet, like a swirly, baby
Got more than a .40, if I pulled out a TEC with my borin' shit
If I'm pourin', then you pourin' and we pourin' shit
I fuck you, bitch, on cam, like a porno flick
I put diamonds everywhere, that's more than rich
Outlet broke, now I'm more than rich
Brand new foreign, now I'm floorin' it (yeah)
Don't head broke, no ignorin' it

Yeah
I'ma let you know
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
'Cause I'ma keep gettin' this guap
Mula, bands, money, whatever you call it, 'fetti
I can tell you got time to worry 'bout me
Not only is you was a fan, but you ain't gettin' no money

Flooded the face, matted the Wraith (woo, woo)
Got a new house, unlimited space (woo, woo)
It was just hard, now my life great (woo, woo)
Now that lil' girl gonna do what I say
Diamond like lake, water like sink
Pocket on Brinks, pull up in tank
Pull up in coupe, who wanna race? (Skrrt)
Smokin' that gas, don't hit the brakes
Flooded the face, matted the Wraith (woo, woo)
Got a new house, unlimited space (woo, woo)
It was just hard, now my life great (woo, woo)
Now that lil' girl gonna do what I say
Diamond like lake, water like sink
Pocket on Brinks, pull up in tank
Pull up in coupe, who wanna race? (Skrrt)
Smokin' that gas, don't hit the brakes

Diamond my Rollie, diamond my Patek
This an AP and the hand automatic
Whippin' that white in the kitchen, Bob Saget
Whippin' it slow, need to whip it lil' faster
I got the swag, one fashionable bastard
Rock out my jean, they tight leather, Mick Jagger
You think you fly, but your swag a track max
They want my sauce, because I'm a chick magnet
Hide the work in my hat and I pull out a rabbit
Bro made a lot as I trap out the caption
All of my weapons them bitches automatic
Y'all do not fuck with no semi-automatic
Girl, don't call my name, you know you call me daddy
I was off a Xanny, woke up like, "What happened?"
All these niggas, they be lyin' and be cappin'
I just pulled up to the bank and started laughin'

Started laughin'
They stay laughin', stayed at it
I paved at it, was brave at it
Stayed stackin', new Aston (yeah)

Flooded the face, matted the Wraith (woo, woo)
Got a new house, unlimited space (woo, woo)
It was just hard, now my life great (woo, woo)
Now that lil' girl gonna do what I say
Diamond like lake, water like sink
Pocket on Brinks, pull up in tank
Pull up in coupe, who wanna race? (Skrrt)
Smokin' that gas, don't hit the brakes
Flooded the face, matted the Wraith (woo, woo)
Got a new house, unlimited space (woo, woo)
It was just hard, now my life great (woo, woo)
Now that lil' girl gonna do what I say
Diamond like lake, water like sink
Pocket on Brinks, pull up in tank
Pull up in coupe, who wanna race? (Skrrt)
Smokin' that gas, don't hit the brakes

Skrrt off, skrrt off
Skrrt off, skrrt off (skrrt)
Skrrt off, skrrt off
Skrrt off, skrrt off
Uzi

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How is the writing going?

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@PlasmaBallin Been busy with the real world. Hope to get started today.

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Plot idea:

A pizza delivery person is sent to bring a pizza to @ButtocksCocktoasten, but he is out of mana (as you can see from his current balance on his profile), so he has to find an alternate form of payment.

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@ButtocksCocktoasten can we get your professional opinion on this

@Rucker Great plot idea, obviously rationalussy is a better form of payment than any money could be.

@Rucker I hope you will make this resolve yes

Buying “no” to incentivize a “yes” result.

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@JohnSmithb9be Buying shares in "mind-blowingly sexy" in my spinoff market may also incentivize a YES result.

predicted NO

@PlasmaBallin I anticipate ButtocksCocktoasten being in the story will make prospective readers laugh too much to be sexy.

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touch grass

@DanielRohrer not grass but here is a photo from a recent trip to a nature memorial I visited.

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