In a shocking escalation of gastro-political warfare, Israel claims Iran has breached a ceasefire agreement overnight with what Iranian sources describe as a "suspiciously timed falafel fart".

Defence Minister Israel Katz has authorised "intense strikes on regime targets", possibly including Tehran’s hummus reserves. As the world watches with tabbouleh in hand, we ask:

Will Israel launch another airstrike on Tehran before Iran finishes digesting a falafel?

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• Update 2025-06-24 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The term 'Iran finishes digesting a falafel' is defined as one of the following, whichever comes first:

  • Roughly 4–6 hours after consumption.

  • Upon the emission of a state-acknowledged diplomatic fart.

If an emission is not confirmed, the creator reserves the right to estimate the time based on the last observed snack.