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Atta boy

It does seem extremely sus that the second largest winner is the market creator lmao

lol i think we need a @mods to check this one

He who shits last, shits best

@Nejhinatal Listen to me carefully, this is very important. You have an enormous financial opportunity before you. All you have to do is shit your pants and buy yes. Hurry, there's no time to lose.

Best of luck, I'm counting on you to hold it in today.

How often does this happen? Is there reason to think it's especially likely now e.g. you're suffering from waterborne illness?

@TheAllMemeingEye it happened the other day

@Nejhinatal do you know what caused it?

@TheAllMemeingEye too much taco bell

@Nejhinatal are you eating Taco Bell today?

@CraigDemel no

@Nejhinatal dude you gotta see a doctor