I've been in the closet long enough, but now it's time to admit to you all - I'm a theatre nerd. Earlier this year I wrote a script for a sea shanty called DRAGN SLAYRS for my university theatre club, who loved it but weren't able to overcome all the obstacles to staging it.

Some things I'll award this bounty for:

• Feedback, positive or negative

• Specific ideas for improvements, anywhere from spotting typos to new musical numbers

• Helping transcribe the vocal tracks, ideally in MIDI or PDF format

• Helping me to actually get the script in front of someone who might actually get it put on

• Just generally helping to make the script better or closer to being performed!

I'll award every response I find helpful, and more helpful comments will get more money. I might increase the bounty if I value your contribution enough. Feel free to make offers like "I'll handle the PDF transcription for Ṁ10000".