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make a market on if @Catnee will be on top of all time profit leaderboard in 2 months. I'd short it.

@firstuserhere I'm happy to make that market so I can take that bet. What about the case where they remove whalebait profits from leaderboard tabulations?

@MichaelWheatley Then @Catnee won't be on the top of all time leaderboards due to whalebait profits, but still has one of the largest profits on the platform even before WvM

@firstuserhere May not be #1* on trader leaderboard

predicts BUY

@MichaelWheatley I might still be on the all-time leaderboard if you drop whalebait markets, not sure.

@MichaelWheatley are you talking about WvM specifically or future whalebait markets?

@firstuserhere I went with "conditional on no major changes to tabulation"

@firstuserhere You call that a short??

@MichaelWheatley that's the best i can do since i have 0 balance rn. Will correct markets after i have more in a few days

@firstuserhere Ah, fair enough, I saw the 6-digit profits but I didn't realize they were all locked up.

@firstuserhere got a bit more balance, corrected

@firstuserhere wasn't there a period in the interim in which you in fact had a LOT more balance? My memory is failing me.

@MichaelWheatley That period overlapped with me forgetting about this market

@firstuserhere

I'm going to subpoena your records.

@MichaelWheatley (i had loans from multiple people for the ai letter market, including from you, and now i have given out multiple loans)

>Propose bet

>Counterparty puts up limit order

>"Run out of money" despite being the third most profitable trader on the site.

>Wait until the counterparty forgets about their limit order.

>See if the event happens, then decide whether or not to bet on it happening.

@MichaelWheatley I've figured out the purpose of your "Levi" persona. Your alt runs around flagrantly scamming people, but it's all just a distraction while the mild-mannered alter ego sets up the real, high stakes cons.

@MichaelWheatley but but but i bet only ai markets mostly

@firstuserhere and we all know i'm an alt of @Mira

@MichaelWheatley If you forget about your limit order I feel like that’s a skill issue