I want to acknowledge that there's a perverse incentive here where if the market probability goes high, we might respond by taking the sugar down, and then no one would get injured.

 Why don’t you get a folding stepladder?  Slide it between the fridge and counter/wall.  Market influencing, ahoy!

 I think in this case I'd resolve the market to PROB at some non-zero value. Open to arguments here.

We moved all our sweeteners up above our tallest cabinets. They're kinda hard to get down. The chairs we keep around the kitchen feel pretty precarious.

Serious injury means somebody gets hospitalized or goes to urgent care or is severely impaired (difficulty moving, or ongoingly medicated pain) for 48+ hours.

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