I will actually make the resulting cake at market close.

Note that my cake is slightly different from the tumblr cake because it will be vegan. I have chosen nearest vegan equivalents for the items in the list.

Further information:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vanilla-extract

Ingredients will be proportioned by weight and cooked to the best my ability. I do know how to bake pretty well.

Depending on the proportions of the final ingredients, I may choose to make a single cupcake.