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Down 2-13 with 1:50 remaining on the clock, Xavier Gibson fair catches a punt at the Jets 14 yard line.

Trevor Siemian enters the game, going into kneel formation. Interestingly Aaron Rodgers is seen approaching but then "trying" to move away from a camera, but appears to be putting on pads/his uniform (even though he is inactive and not even the 3rd QB).

First down, kneel, 40 seconds off. Second down, kneel, 38 second run off...but then a Saleh timeout? Chaos has erupted on the sideline, as Rodgers has "apparently" gone into cardiac arrest (his uniform now fully on). The crowd goes silent. The medical team is rushed onto the field, visibly trying to get his heart starting "again". Just when you think it's over, he pops back to life. The medical team urges him to get on the stretcher and go to the hospital for aftercare, but he valiantly yells and urges them away.

Aaron Rodgers then starts crawling, then limping, then walking, finally running to the middle of the field to start the huddle. Even this Patriots crowd starts going going crazy. The other Jet players soon follow behind, tears seen streaming behind their facemasks.

The refs confer. They make an official announcement: "Rodgers is inactive, he can't play in the game". All of a sudden the Jumbotron lights up. It's Joe Rogan: "Hi, it's me the sky-ref. I have reviewed the decision and it has been overturned." The refs have no choice but to accept. Slowly every TV in the world starts to tune into the "game".

The Jets go back into kneel formation, this time helmed by Rodgers. He takes the snap. Before he kneels however, he points overhead. We see two large towers carried by hundreds of helicopters, headed to be planted in New York City at ground zero. One of the towers accidently knocks over the Patriots new stadium lighthouse. Nobody cares as applause, happy screams and tears drown out everything else. Rodgers kneels.

One helicopter does breaks off from the rest and heads towards the field. Bill Belichick grinning from ear to ear, runs towards Rodgers. He hugs him and gifts him his sweater. The PA announcer says that in honor of Rodgers, DMT pens have been placed underneath every seat for every member in the crowd. The jumbotron starts streaming a compilation of clips of Damar Hamlin not returning his shopping cart to the shopping cart stations at various grocery stores.

The rogue helicopter lands. Donald J. Trump and Pat McAfee exit the helicopter. McAfee quickly catches Joe Flacco (disguised and sneaking out of the crowd) running at Rodgers with a COVID vaccine needle, and punts him into the Neponset River. Trump approaches Rodgers, nestling something in between his large hands. He kneels down in front of Rodgers and unveils the 2023 Comeback Player of the Year trophy, newly named the "Aaron Rodgers Comeback Player of the Year trophy". Rodgers "begrudgingly" accepts. Rodgers gives a speech mostly calling out those that bet on anybody else on Manifold, and ending with him demanding the Jets sign Greg Jennings as the telecast fades out.

Waiting for more and struggling to move after all the emotion, the world eventually turn their TVs off. Early October sees a surge in birthrates that more than make up for past stagnation, although slightly damaged by the lack of hospital capacity due to the new SARS-3-COVBOLA epidemic.

If it's Rodgers, I'm quitting football