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Would anybody like some free mana?

@Quroe Sure

@IsaacKing I’m dying 😂😭

@IsaacKing Oh. My. God. 🤣

@IsaacKing have you seen the new Loans policy?

https://manifold.markets/post/loan-changes?r=QWhyb25NYWxpbmU

I think you should probably resolve this market now, since holding large positions indefinitely now has much bigger opportunity cost

Dylan has politely asked me to resolve this market. Their request was so polite that I feel compelled to reward it by provide some additional information: The correct resolution of this market is YES. That is, it will in fact resolve at some point.

@IsaacKing lol

@IsaacKing Isaac says they will certainly resolve this market YES.

They cannot state with certainty that they will be alive tomorrow. (This is not a threat.)

Ergo, the only way to state that they will certainly resolve this YES is to resolve it as soon as they see this message.

QED

@Quroe Mods are empowered to resolve it after my passage

@IsaacKing D'oh! Thought I had ya.

@IsaacKing I promise to ignore my incentive to treat this like a assassination market 😉

@DylanSlagh I too, in fact, am not a murderer.

@IsaacKing Do you have a calandar reminder at some point in your lifetime to remind you to resolve this?

@f0cker perhaps we can come to some sort of peace agreement?

@DylanSlagh Listening

@f0cker well I can't control what anyone else does but perhaps we keep the price at 90%? believe both of our losses would be about equal then

@DylanSlagh should be 90% now

@IsaacKing lol

@IsaacKing you ruined our perfectly cordial peace agreement 😠

@DylanSlagh It's true

do you accept bribes

@8 I accept bribe offers, sure! I may or may not accept the actual bribe. :)

@IsaacKing i present to you, the highly tempting offer of 5 mana to resolve this market to YES.

@8 Nah

@IsaacKing my offer is if you do not resolve this market, you pay me 10 MANA, rejecting the offer means your acceptance of actual bribe of 0 MANA