Dylan has politely asked me to resolve this market. Their request was so polite that I feel compelled to reward it by provide some additional information: The correct resolution of this market is YES. That is, it will in fact resolve at some point.

@IsaacKing lol

@IsaacKing Isaac says they will certainly resolve this market YES.

They cannot state with certainty that they will be alive tomorrow. (This is not a threat.)

Ergo, the only way to state that they will certainly resolve this YES is to resolve it as soon as they see this message.

QED

@Quroe Mods are empowered to resolve it after my passage

@IsaacKing D'oh! Thought I had ya.

@IsaacKing I promise to ignore my incentive to treat this like a assassination market 😉

@DylanSlagh I too, in fact, am not a murderer.

@f0cker perhaps we can come to some sort of peace agreement?

@DylanSlagh Listening

@f0cker well I can't control what anyone else does but perhaps we keep the price at 90%? believe both of our losses would be about equal then

@DylanSlagh should be 90% now

@IsaacKing lol

@IsaacKing you ruined our perfectly cordial peace agreement 😠

@DylanSlagh It's true

do you accept bribes

@8 I accept bribe offers, sure! I may or may not accept the actual bribe. :)

@IsaacKing i present to you, the highly tempting offer of 5 mana to resolve this market to YES.

@8 Nah

Will this market resolve?, 8k, beautiful, illustration, trending on art station, picture of the day, epic composition

Just trying to make a quick buck (Muck?) here.