Assumes that I do attempt to put them out after 1 minute has elapsed.
Only applies to a curtain still hanging up normally by the window, not one that gets moved elsewhere.
Starting fires is not easy. How will you make your curtain burn for a minute?
There will probably be smoke. Will you have a window open?
This would be more interesting to bet on if it wouldn't take years to resolve and if there was resolution mechanics for the case where you just don't set anything on fire.
I'd advice to set things on fire when the stakes are considerably lower than "house burns down". Setting things on fire is more fun that way.
@Primer I don't think it needs to burn for a minute, it just needs to be set on fire and then wait 1 minute.
@Eliza Maybe? If that's true: define "set on fire". There's probably plenty of regulation for flammability of materials. I'm focusing on that because I doubt you can just easily take a lighter and set a curtain on fire.
@Primer I hadn’t considered the possibility that he would be overcome with smoke inhalation.
Will you have a backup outside of the house? Will you call 911 beforehand? Could be an awkward phone call.
@Pazzaz There's probably a fire alarm somewhere; at least I remember there was when we bought the house. If the house catches on fire I assume some of the pipes will melt and release the water inside. And our house is very visible to the neighbors. So I think we're good on all three counts.
@IsaacKing i hear a lot of "probably" and "at least I remeber" and "i think" and "assume" and "some". not great signs. also firealamrs should be well kept dude. its probably not working at this point
@EliTyre To be fair to the fire, I think I need to not prepare in advance. Once the minute is up I can run and grab a fire extinguisher if I have one lying around normally, but I can't go out and buy one just for this.
@IsaacKing I advise you to get one, but less firmly than I advise you to set your curtain on fire for manifold clout. [EDIT: to NOT set your curtain on fire! Please do not do this!]


