I have been trying to figure out how to build a Twitter bot for a while. I had it almost done, then Elon went and wrecked their API for no good reason and I had to start over. Their API is a complete mess and makes me appreciate the simplicity of the Manifold one much more. I'm really tired of dealing with it.

I don't need anything fancy, I just want a Javascript function that I can call with my API key/secret and will immediately post a top-level tweet. Installing an npm library is fine. M$500 to the first person who provides such a function that just works with no additional fiddling necessary.