Answers must be a valid piece of code, in any language of your choice. Each piece of code must fit entirely within one answer, so 240 characters maximum. No references to external resources hosted on the web are allowed.

At market close I will run all of the programs and resolve to the answer(s) I think did the neatest thing.

I don't want to spend forever setting up environments in which to run code in various languages, nor do I particularly want to run any stranger's program on my computer, so in a reply to your answer, please provide a link to an online compiler/interpreter that can run your code. I will copy your code into that website and press the "run" button. I'm not going to troubleshoot or debug anything; any code that doesn't run on the first try is invalid.