I admit orz iff I accrue at least 10 points under the following point system at the resolution date of this market

• 0.25 points if I learn to drive this year

• 0.25 points if I am admitted to a college outside of the state I reside in

• 0.25 points if I ever have less than 100 tabs open on my computer due to naturally closing my tabs

• 0.5 point if I beat the entirety of the first two sequel games to Baba is you (Museum, Adventure)

• 0.5 points if I draw an art piece I am significantly proud of

• 0.5 points if I get an award on this year's USEMO

• 0.5*floor(sqrt(J/100)) where J is the number of Project Euler solves I have

• 1 point if I complete all maps and obtain all red berries in the Celeste Strawberry Jam collab

• ceil(sqrt(M)) points where M is the number of problems I get on the ELMO shortlist

• G points where G is the number of problems I get onto the ELMO test

• 1 point if I am able to solve a significant number of p3 difficulty geo problems freehand

• 4 points if I get >= 6 on all problems of a test day of the TST cycle

• 3 points if I am admitted into MIT

• 4 points if I qualify for RMM team

• 30 points if I qualify for IMO team

I reserve the right to resolve this market N/A if it is negatively affecting my mental health, or to update the point system up until the end of october.

You are free to try and convince me to do or not do any of these things.