Resolves as "YES" if a head of state publicly says the word "dildo" in English or an equivalently vulgar translation of that word in another language.

Data for resolving the claim will be taken from a reputable news source.

In governments with parliaments, both the monarch and the prime minister will be considered heads of state simultaneously.

If the leadership of a nation is uncertain because of civil war, the faction which controls the pre-civil-war capitol city will be considered the head of state.