He phished a login and ran around bragging on Telegram that he’s 18. 

Not exactly the world’s most sophisticated hack or opsec. 

(Though base rate unknown and may be quite low, and obviously they’re making no attempt to sell the info which is perhaps the way people actually get caught.)

If a person gets prosecuted, admits guilt, agrees to settle, or is very credibly accused of hacking uber in the breach of september 15th (

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/15/technology/uber-hacking-breach.html

), this resolves yes. If the person remains anonymous, it resolves no. In case of doubt, I reserve the possibility of resolving PROB based on my credence that the person accused/indicted for this actually is responsible.

Play-money trading