Excitingly, I've found myself in the promotion zone. Maybe I'll promote this season. This market isn't about that. This market is about if I do promote, will I demote back to Diamond the following season?

If my first ever stint in Masters is exactly 1 season, resolves YES. If my first stint in Masters is more than 1 season, resolves NO.

Stays open until I promote to Masters. I'm sure it'll happen eventually...

I won't bet.