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Will someone make out with me during Manifest while I wear the Panda Hat?
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resolved Jun 15
Resolved
YES

Several people have asked and encouraged me to make one, but I am sorry I don't have a dating doc. I have had making one on the back-burner for years now.

I am the guy in the panda hat. Feel free to find and talk to me to get a sense on how you'd like to bet if you're here.

Making out means there has to be mutually consensual tongue-to-tongue and lip-to-lip contact. So cute peck warmup kisses don't count.

Panda Hat must be on head. Hard Requirement. Auto-resolves to NO on Monday when I am "no longer at Manifest"

I'll refrain from betting.

  • Update 2026-06-13 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator will make out with any gender, but is significantly more selective with men (describing themselves as a 1 on the Kinsey scale).

  • Update 2026-06-13 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The panda hat must be on the creator's head during the make-out for the market to resolve Yes.

  • Update 2026-06-13 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The creator will not resolve YES if the make-out is explicitly motivated by or tied to this market. The kiss must occur in a social context where the market feels entirely orthogonal to the reason for the kiss. Bringing up this market in conversation is likely to prevent a YES resolution.

  • Update 2026-06-14 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): The make-out can occur outside Lighthaven (the physical venue), as long as the other person is a Manifest event attendee. Manifest refers to the event, not a specific location.

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Wait, so how many total people kissed you?

Baby thing in comment below I'd give some sort of "partial" outcome.

But I resolved YES because it doesn't matter. A cutie did let me kiss them and I felt fireworks go off behind me. Happy Manifest everyone!

(^_^)/

I was playing with someone's baby. Then I had my mouth open smiling at them. The baby suddenly lunged at me with its mouth open and put its lips and tongue on me pretty much meeting the definition of "smooch" as per this market's criteria

I can't decide if this should resolve this market

Incredibly cheap market, I went all-in.

Important note: it can occur outside Lighthaven as long as fellow smoocher is an attendee.

Manifest = event, not a physical location.

On that note I just kissed someone to show to them how awesome Roman's yaoi kiss was at the kissing workshop.

But they aren't an attendee so doesn't count

Apparently I got tipsy and made out with the vibrating bed thingy in the attic. This unfortunately does not count.

Sorry about the small saliva spot I think I left behind

Btw, reason to suspect this has low probability is that I have an involuntary ick response to imagining almost anyone coming up to me and saying "hey let's kiss and make this market YES," so this market - at least from my side - would very likely only resolve YES in a social context where I feel like the reason for the kiss is entirely orthogonal to this market's existence (it doesn't have to be after the fact. I would laugh my ass off if I am told after the kiss that they knew about the market).

This all does mean it is kinda just a roll of a dice whether I'd find myself in the appropriate context since I am not advertising this market in conversations at all. And... if anything this market being explicitly brought up in conversation is exactly the thing that would prevent this market from resolving YES.

... I just realized that last part... oops... 😭

I shit you not I completely FORGOT to keep the panda hat one with someone yesterday. Like I was opening the market this morning and was about to resolve YES and then it dawned on me I did not in fact have the goddamn Panda Hat on. I am not making this up and I cannot believe this.

@CornCasting She said she find this too funny and refuses to kiss me again. fml.

Would you do this with anyone of any gender

Does the panda hat have to be on your head?

@Quroe Yes. Hard requirement.

@Jack1 Any gender is fine. But I am orders of magnitude more picky with men. Like 1 on the Kinsey scale

Someone just kissed me but told me to remove the Panda Hat so it doesn't count. Sighs.