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@ian sorry, i messed up the resolution. could you change this to resolve as YES?

@8 done!

@ian thank you!

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@DylanSlagh WAIT OOPS

@DylanSlagh f fixing

@8 YOU JST SCARED ME SO MUCH

i panicked at the last moment and bought asfkldjg;klj

@ithildulin dammit enjoy the mana. I didn’t realize this market was about to close, if you can believe it, and was betting to 50 out of habit

@Conflux tytyty

@ithildulin if only I had bought A LITTLE MORE

@Conflux i saw you buy and i put a good portion of my money on, was praying the time would help me out

@ithildulin well congrats, you deserve it more than me

Well that was fun

can i just say i rly like the fact that this market has stayed at 50% i love the symmetry and balance

@embeddedagent yeah that’s mostly been me lol I’ve made 23 mana profit so far switching sides. I’m out now though, might join in at the last second if it’s obvious one side will win

btw I have 20k liquidated so do with that as you will

@Wobbles f i knew i shouldnt have invested

@8 but will I change sides...?

@Wobbles no because @ithildulin needs to reach 10k portfolio value

@8 y

@Wobbles no idea i just came up with that

@8 nerd

@Wobbles honestly if u had that much money u shouldn't have said it coz then ppl who dont know would've kept betting in the other direction and inject money into the market lmao.

unless u suddenly switch sides, ofc.

@embeddedagent I mean in the end shouldn't I just choose the most profitable side?

@Wobbles frickin whales ;-;

@Wobbles yea but where's the fun in that >:)))

@embeddedagent @ithildulin I think I'll flip a coin, maybe give me a better option

@Wobbles aksjdkljlkjdklj nooooo my careful planning 😭

@Wobbles flip the coin dawg, may the odds be ever in our favor

@ithildulin lmaooooo

@embeddedagent ooo we could play a game, and if you win I'll let you choose which side, if not it'll be random

@Wobbles if you abide by my bidding i will convince leadership to make you an honorary proofnik for a full twenty-six seconds

@Wobbles aight lets hear it >:)

@8 hey i was going to offfer the same thing

@8 what does "abide by my bidding" entail

@Wobbles dont bet on the market lmao

@Wobbles give me all your money

@8 I'll give you 1k

@8 and I wont bid

@Wobbles yo i could use 1k rn dude

@Wobbles discord is blocked now on my computer ;-;

@embeddedagent get 100 traders its the way

@8 i cbf making markets dawg

@Wobbles yo whats the game im curious

@embeddedagent real

@embeddedagent it could be anything

@Wobbles yo minecraft 1v1 real quick

@embeddedagent I havent done that in so long lol

@Wobbles neither dawg im just tryna distract myself from the upcoming mit decision 😭

@embeddedagent ohhhh ajksdhfsljh good luck bro

@embeddedagent also my parents have this weird thing on the wifi, so my wifi turned off. I can still use it aslong as I don't refresh

@embeddedagent scary

@ithildulin thank u thank u

@Wobbles WAIT HOLY I HAVE THAT TOO

@Wobbles ye im international so im basically screwed anyways lmaooo

@embeddedagent damnn good luck bro

@8 legit i thought that message was you DKSL:FADK

@8 thank you, just pre coping at this point

WHO IS TALKING TO WHO

@ithildulin IUADHIFUHASIFSA ;-;

@Wobbles i have the wifi thingy too

@Wobbles aight so minecraft is out, what about wordle

@embeddedagent if you get in i'll give up my shares as congratulations

@embeddedagent first to get it correct wins

@embeddedagent hypoxel skyblock is a game you should play

@8 fr

@ithildulin lmao if i get in i will become vegan for a month

@embeddedagent if u get in I'll pay you 1k mana

@embeddedagent if you get in I'll pay you ⭐ 2k ⭐ mana

@8 nah bruh i had enough of getting absolutely dunked on by bedwars players who havent touched grass in 6 months (me neither but thats not the point)

@8 I'll do 2.5k

@embeddedagent lmaooo me too thats why i switched to skyblock, a completely rng based game

@Wobbles ill do 3k

@Wobbles nooooooooooo stop ur gonna make me feel bad when mit slaps me with the fat reject 😭

@8 $20,000

@embeddedagent im international and the acceptance rate is so low

@Wobbles sure man you do you

@Wobbles ...

@embeddedagent $1,500,000

@embeddedagent ok if you don't get in and i win this market i'll share the profit w you for consolation

@Wobbles LMAOO IM NOT EVEN BETTING ANYMORE

@ithildulin wait is victor a proofnik

@Wobbles nope

ㅜㅐㅔㄷ

@ithildulin fuck

ok nah if i get in ill share 100 mana with each of yall, this way if i dont get in i can have something to feel better abt

@Wobbles dawg wtf is a proofnik

@Wobbles language

@embeddedagent cum

@embeddedagent a student at proof school

@Wobbles nty

@8 cmon

@Wobbles so true king

@ithildulin i see i see (i dont see)

@embeddedagent ;-;

@embeddedagent icup (hehehhehehheh)

@embeddedagent literally me in math class every day

ok nah real talk tho my chance is like 0.1% coz like im a medallist at an international science olympiad but idk if thats enough lol

@8 @Wobbles you literal kids

@embeddedagent yoooo the prestige

@embeddedagent BRUH WTF

@embeddedagent I actually won gold

no but like i missed gold by 3 points so idk if mit even treats a silver as that impressive

@Wobbles at my science fair

@Wobbles in 2nd grade

@Wobbles im dying

@Wobbles yo ez autoadmit dawg

@8 you should be nominating me as a proofnik

@Wobbles i actually won first place in a national competition

@Wobbles we were singing the national anthem

@8 me too

@8 i won first place

@8 it doesnt count if you're the only one there

@8 at my school

@embeddedagent i meant the dying part not the singing comp part

@8 i was one of 5 kids

@8 HOLY SHIT

@embeddedagent yep i guessed that

@8 this thread is so long and i hate manifolds formatting can we move to disc fr

@ithildulin oh wait-

tmr imma open my portal and if i dont see the confetti im closing my laptop immediately to go touch grass and inhale copium

you -

@8 What are my best means of becoming a proofnik, I need help

@ithildulin I will literally die

@Wobbles yall arent human

@ithildulin oh yea yall should add me on discord

i hate my life

@NicoAlberti amongus

@8 who doesnt

@Wobbles imagine not being a proofnik L9

@Wobbles real

@NicoAlberti ...that's not saying much coming from a chicken

@NicoAlberti :(

@ithildulin so true

@ithildulin D:<

gn

@NicoAlberti nico alberti the chicken is still sitting there wedged between the speaker and the ceiling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ithildulin i think you mean albirdi

@NicoAlberti sorry mb typoed

@ithildulin whats ur discord

@embeddedagent oh lemme add u

@Wobbles what kind of wifi restrictions?

@firstuserhere after a certain time they just basically retrict all access to it from any of our devices